BORN FROM
NUTTY AMBITION.

Since 1954 (actually just last Tuesday), we've been obsessed with bringing the finest bushy-tailed companions to the masses. We believe every backyard deserves a king.

Our Secret Sauce?
No Secret Sauce.

We source our squirrels from the finest oak forests in the Midwest. Each candidate undergoes a rigorous "12-Acorn Inspection" to ensure they meet the Squirrel Warehouse gold standard of fluffiness and speed.

We treat our squirrels like royalty, because in our warehouse, the customer is king—but the squirrel is the heir to the throne.

THE MISSION:

Global Squirrel Domination (But like, in a fun way).

Squirrel 1 Squirrel 2

THE COUNTER CREW

Team 1
CHIEF SQUIRREL OFFICER

Baron Von Nut

FOUNDER

Team 2
LEAD WHISPERER

Sheila Tail

OPERATIONS

Team 3
NUT LOGISTICS

Rick Scrat

QUALITY CONTROL

Team 4
GROWN FROM THE GROUND UP

Alex Acorn

MARKETING

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